Monty and Morgion 095: Cylon Infiltration

18Jun04 (Monthenor): You may remember when Morgion surprised me with a new fan. A fan that was frighteningly autonomous and sleekly menacing. Well, it developed an annoying click while oscillating that seemed to indicate future catastrophe, so Morgion packed it up and took it back.

And replaced it with an even more ominous fan! This one looks far too much like a Cylon warrior and it contains even more air-moving power. I weep to look upon it, as this is a fan that will one day replace humanity at the top of the food chain. Or find Sarah Connor.

Cy Girls is based on a Japanese line of action figures and spent only a single night in our apartment. Let us never speak of it again.