Monty and Morgion 021: The Scariest Thing Ever


01Nov02 (Monthenor): Here we have the Halloween comic. Panda is my favorite char in all of Tekken-dom. He can beat your ass into the ground and look good doing it. In fact, once you're on the ground, he can beat you up some more. And when he's teamed with little Chinese schoolgirl Xiaoyu (my second favorite char), he does the Happy Panda Dance over your limp, bruised body. Roar!

Morgion had to be Samara's arm, since that's one of the scariest parts of The Ring. The Ring is not only the best horror movie I've ever seen, it's also one of the best movies I've ever seen period. I don't think the comic spoils anything, but if you're still avoiding spoilers that means you haven't seen it yet and are therefore dumb.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is everything I hoped it could be, once I turned off motion blur and turned on cutscene subtitles. Buying property, using the chainsaw, getting in cop chases...it's ALL better than GTA3, and I wasn't sure that was possible. If there's one thing I take issue with, it's the extremely low profit of doing pizza-delivery missions. I guess that's fairly realistic, but still...they're a little harder than doing taxi missions, but I make significantly less money. Not cool.