16Aug102 (Monthenor): I have a new request -- the new posting system must, 1 time in 1000, pre- or post-date our post by one day. I think going to a purely timestamped system would remove the charm and confusion of our raw text ramblings.

This comic is, of course, an encapsulation of all the pain I have suffered at the hands of Food Satan. This particular comic has not actually happened, but that's only because we don't actually have any buttermilk. He still tells me to put asian curries on my cereal, but I resist. I am strong!

By the next time you see me I will most likely have seen the new animated He-Man movie on Cartoon Network. I will either be jubilant or very very upset...it's taping as we speak, and I think it will go best with frozen pizza.

The pizza will be heated first, though.