29Nov02 (Monthenor): Still stuck in Alex until tomorrow night, but here's a little something to tide you over. This springs directly from my Bond-saturated mind as we neared the end of our marathon. Octopussy is the second-best Bond ever made (with TWINE being first and the new Die Another Day being third), but the first half of the movie is kinda bizarre. A plot revolving around an ugly green Faberge egg? Octopussy must be...(insert above comic). When the real comic goes up, you'll still be able to view the filler here.

I leave you now, to continue my efforts to defeat the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It is universally recognized as one of the hardest *@(!@( games ever created, but I saw my brother do it straight through this afternoon so I have high hopes.

Hmm...just looked at the final image. In case you can't read it, the text in the first two panels are "Once all seven Faberge Eggs have been collected.../the Sisterhood of Octopussy can receive their wish..." Ugh. May I never use Windows FTP again...

01Dec02 (Monthenor): Here's the comic at last. This is gonna get good...my friends know that my hair only stands up like that when some seriously scary stuff is going on. Or there's the slightest breeze. Shut up.

TMNT update: a winner is me! Under the tutelage of my brother, I have defeated one of the universally-recognized Hardest Games Ever this weekend. Twice! Woohoo!! Turns out that all you need to do is reach deep down inside and transcend Super Saiya-jin. Pfft, I coulda thought of that.